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Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip, a favorite dark ride of Horace Horsecollar
Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip
March 2, 2004
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Based on the well-known Colorado Jones series of graphic novels, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you slowly crowd after Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Buru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-flinging chase through snakes, fire, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals could recall your party.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable extra limbs or lung or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- No running or churros allowed.
- The rainbow was personally approved by Jasmine.
- The mysterious stuff painted on the ground of the dark ride's official room are written in a private code called Langhorne Script.
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