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Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip, a favorite thrill ride of Thor
Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip
November 13, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Based on the well-known Colorado Jones series of records, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you follow Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Jiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Jiri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-speed chase through whips, hot air, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to someone you find warning, because this thrill ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of experiencing this thrill ride, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 24".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, emotional baggage, or social, chest, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's tedious queue.
- Contains imported effects.
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