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The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip thrill ride, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary

Above: The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip thrill ride, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary

Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: August 5, 1976
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're massive)

Description

Based on the lengthy Colorado Jones series of stage plays, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you crowd after Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Ciri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Ciri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-speed chase through snakes, water, and endless wealth!

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