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Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip
November 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Based on the licensed Colorado Jones series of graphic novels, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you chase Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Giri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Giri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-speed chase through insects, rocks, and movie references!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Some historians insist that this attraction is home of the steel spirit of a former cast member.
- The secret words written on the floor of the attraction's line are written in a cool-looking cypher called Thaddeus Script.
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