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The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip attraction at midday
Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip
October 31, 2013
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Based on the popular Colorado Jones series of pulp novels, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you pursue Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Zere. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Zere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-stressing chase through giant snakes, darkness, and animatronics!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
- The medieval toad was voiced by Monstro.
- The cryptic text painted on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in a secret font called Cogsworth Script.
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