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At right: The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip attraction during repairs
Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip
December 11, 2010
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Based on the memorable Colorado Jones series of comic strips, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you be lead by Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Cara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a lunch-tossing chase through skeletons, water, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you try something more demanding.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
- The tropical scenery is real.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Lobo when you are struck unconscious in the exit shop.
- The cryptic graffiti found on the cast members of the attraction's queue are written in an ancient language called Scrooge Mcduck Script.
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