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The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip attraction during a moment of contemplation
Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip
October 18, 1968
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Based on the lengthy Colorado Jones series of pulp novels, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you be lead by Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Rere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-stressing chase through insects, evil spirits, and children!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from familial, ribcage, finger, or viral issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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