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Above: The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip thrill ride, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary
Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip
August 5, 1976
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're massive)
Based on the lengthy Colorado Jones series of stage plays, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you crowd after Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Ciri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Ciri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-speed chase through snakes, water, and endless wealth!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to move this thrill ride with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
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