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The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip attraction at night

The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip attraction at night

Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1979
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Enjoyed by: Conjoined toddlers

Description

Based on the licensed Colorado Jones series of theme park attractions, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you slowly follow Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Joro. Aboard your jolly jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Joro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-stressing chase through booby traps, darkness, and children!

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