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At right: The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip
September 7, 2010
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Based on the obscure Colorado Jones series of pictures, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you chase Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Toro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-stressing chase through insects, giant boulders, and lost hats!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more relaxing.
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