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The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary

At right: The Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary

Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 2010
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Based on the obscure Colorado Jones series of pictures, Colorado Jones Adventure: Church of the Slow Lip lets you chase Coly into the church of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Toro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-stressing chase through insects, giant boulders, and lost hats!

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