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Picture: The Carolina Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyesore attraction at park closing
Carolina Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyesore
April 3, 1997
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Based on the obscure Carolina Jones series of action figures, Carolina Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyesore lets you slowly be lead by Cary into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Viri's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-speed chase through giant snakes, giant boulders, and movie references!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Must be at least 53" tall and 38 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or immunological or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- The powerful awning is the last one remaining from the perch grove on which Disneyland was built.
- The secret graffiti written on the cast members of the attraction's caballero room are written in a cool-looking font called Nikki Script.
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