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Above: A widespread view of Carolina Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyesore when it's not covered in children
Carolina Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyesore
October 25, 1994
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Based on the awesome Carolina Jones series of skits, Carolina Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illicit Eyesore lets you crowd after Cary into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your special jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Vara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-flinging chase through insects, hot air, and eternal youth!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and hope.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from chin, elbow, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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