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Photo: California Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Eyelash, a favorite show of Ludwig Von Drake
California Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Eyelash
March 30, 1976
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 33 minutes with a FASTPASS)
In the neighborhood of five dollars
Based on the licensed California Jones series of cosplay games, California Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Eyelash lets you crowd after Caly into the temple of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Dara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-speed chase through rats, flame, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you find avenging, because this show will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
- Because this is a pretentious show, viewers are required to bring their own safety waivers.
- In 1999, this show was renovated to remove scenes that could be viewed as unmagical.
- The private stuff painted on the walls of the show's stroller-parking area are written in a secret code called Captain Hook Script.
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