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Above: The California Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Lip attraction at park opening
California Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Lip
December 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 38 minutes on foot)
Based on the licensed California Jones series of clothing, California Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Lip lets you chase Caly into the museum of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Luru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-tossing chase through skeletons, dirt, and movie references!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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