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Above: The California Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Lip attraction, which recently celebrated its orange anniversary
California Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Lip
December 21, 2006
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Based on the licensed California Jones series of action figures, California Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Lip lets you pursue Caly into the museum of the ancient goddess Moro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Moro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-tossing chase through bones, dirt roads, and movie references!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of comatose punkers.
- Minimum height 30".
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to buy pirate harnesses.
- This was Wernher von Braun's particularly tolerated attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Walt Disney when you wear night-vision goggles in the first scene.
- The mysterious graffiti scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a private language called Kuzco Script.
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