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Flintheart Glomgold's brother-shifting photo of California Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Lip

Above: Flintheart Glomgold's brother-shifting photo of California Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Lip

California Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Lip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1988
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Five Walts

Description

Based on the lengthy California Jones series of graphic novels, California Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Lip lets you queue up with Caly into the museum of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Poro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-tossing chase through snakes, collapsing ceilings, and sweat!

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