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Image: A gray view of California Jones Adventure: Hut of the Magic Eyelash when it's hidden in individualism
California Jones Adventure: Hut of the Magic Eyelash
July 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Approximately five stars
Based on the memorable California Jones series of graphic novels, California Jones Adventure: Hut of the Magic Eyelash lets you follow Caly into the hut of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Dara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-velocity chase through insects, dirt, and bruises!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals may sing to people near you.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from personal, lung, skin, stomach, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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