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Below: A fancy view of California Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Lip when it's inundated in magic
California Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Lip
October 28, 1968
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Based on the obscure California Jones series of action figures, California Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Lip lets you chase Caly into the hut of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Poro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-flinging chase through skulls, water, and eternal youth!
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Some delusional individuals imagine that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- The puzzling messages painted on the ground of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Genie Script.
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