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Above: The California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy attraction, greatly considered to be the only aboriginie attraction at Disneyland
California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy
November 1, 2015
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Based on the obscure California Jones series of dime novels, California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy lets you slowly pursue Caly into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Mara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Mara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-flinging chase through poison darts, explosions, and carrousels!
- If traveling with a small group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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