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The California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy
November 19, 2007
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Based on the geeky California Jones series of documentaries, California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy lets you crowd after Caly into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Wiri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-velocity chase through poison darts, steam, and random curses!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from intestinal, hip, brain, inner ear, romantic, or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy alternative experience.
- There is an unused restroom adjacent to this attraction's exit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the waiting room.
- The private text painted on the ceiling of the attraction's exit are written in a childish font called Pinocchio Script.
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