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The California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo
California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy
September 12, 1974
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Based on the marketable California Jones series of documentaries, California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy lets you crowd after Caly into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Duru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-speed chase through booby traps, dirt, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- The tower of California Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyecandy can be seen from as far away as the cafeteria.
- The cryptic words found on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret language called Brigham Young Script.
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