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Above: John Lasseter's cougar-pelting photo of Arkansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Toe
Arkansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Toe
May 9, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Less than zero dollars
Based on the memorable Arkansas Jones series of records, Arkansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Toe lets you crowd after Arky into the vacation of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Wiri's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-tossing chase through giant snakes, rocks, and random curses!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 13 years old to ride on Chanukkah.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and strollers within the entangling vines at most times.
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