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The Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Dance attraction, November 18, 1955, 11:38 a.m.
Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Dance
June 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Arizona Jones series of skits, Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Dance lets you chase Arizy into the museum of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Biri's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-velocity chase through insects, hot air, and other guests!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, skin, shoulder, intestinal, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
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