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Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Dance, a favorite attraction of Kanga
Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Dance
October 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
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Based on the popular Arizona Jones series of talkies, Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Dance lets you slowly follow Arizy into the museum of the ancient goddess Wara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Wara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-speed chase through poison darts, evil spirits, and bruises!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- No food or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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