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Above: The Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Dance ride, dashingly smearing in the fading sunlight
Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Dance
March 16, 1991
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Based on the lengthy Arizona Jones series of television shows, Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Dance lets you follow Arizy into the museum of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Nere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-flinging chase through booby traps, giant boulders, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Notices
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes within the other guests at appropriate times.
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