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Ludwig Von Drake's brand-oppressing photo of Arizona Jones Adventure: Hut of the Illegal Statue
Arizona Jones Adventure: Hut of the Illegal Statue
March 26, 1990
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Based on the marketable Arizona Jones series of comic books, Arizona Jones Adventure: Hut of the Illegal Statue lets you slowly follow Arizy into the hut of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Gara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-speed chase through rats, dirt roads, and melting Nazis!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction before giving birth.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction place.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or liver, cardiac, heart, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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