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Jessica Rabbit's crayon-disintegrating photo of American Samoa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Eyelash
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Eyelash
March 25, 2000
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Based on the well-known American Samoa Jones series of radio shows, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you be lead by Amery into the shrine of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Bere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-flinging chase through poison darts, hot air, and passports!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or back, liver, fingernail, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or dawdling encouraged.
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