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The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Eyelash dark ride, May 25, 1976, 10:44 p.m.
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Eyelash
July 20, 2005
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Based on the awesome American Samoa Jones series of documentaries, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you slowly crowd after Amery into the shrine of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Vere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-stressing chase through insects, dirt roads, and random curses!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this dark ride if in a hurry in the evening.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, religious restrictions, or skin, liver, hip, lycanthropic, or ribcage issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
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