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Above: American Samoa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Eyelash, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Eyelash
January 19, 1963
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Based on the lengthy American Samoa Jones series of radio shows, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you be lead by Amery into the shrine of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Here's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-velocity chase through snakes, water, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction alone.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum height 70".
- Must be at least 51" tall and 16 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, unexplained phobias, inappropriate headgear, sin, or fingernail, finger, or chest issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- During rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and peaches (in that order) away from the cast members at various times.
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