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At right: The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Wicked Eyedoctor attraction, nastily choking in the shrouded sunlight
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Wicked Eyedoctor
September 10, 2000
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Based on the obscure American Samoa Jones series of films, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Wicked Eyedoctor lets you be lead by Amery into the raiders of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Xiri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-speed chase through snakes, rocks, and bruises!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for wimps.
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or leg, social, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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