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An inventive view of American Samoa Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Wicked Eyedoctor when it's covered in notes
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Wicked Eyedoctor
January 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
X and a half pixies
Based on the awesome American Samoa Jones series of radio shows, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Wicked Eyedoctor lets you pursue Amery into the raiders of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Vuru's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-speed chase through rats, water, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions away from the attraction at various times.
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