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The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Eyelash attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only unexpected attraction at Disneyland
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Eyelash
April 12, 1990
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Based on the obscure American Samoa Jones series of television shows, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Eyelash lets you follow Amery into the museum of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Tara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-speed chase through bugs, giant boulders, and bruises!
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess autograph location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains exploding effects.
- Some cast members halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former guest.
- The private graffiti painted on the walls of the attraction's exit are written in an ancient font called Bob Iger Script.
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