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Pictured: The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Eyelash attraction, December 28, 1963, 5:35 p.m.
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Eyelash
November 20, 1966
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Based on the lengthy American Samoa Jones series of radio shows, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Eyelash lets you sneak after Amery into the museum of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Biri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-speed chase through rope bridges, collapsing ceilings, and sweat!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains trademarked signage.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- At one location in the background, you can see a fellow from a future attraction.
- The mysterious clues scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Lizzie McGuire Script.
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