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Picture: The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Eyelash attraction at night
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Eyelash
May 23, 1956
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Based on the awesome American Samoa Jones series of graphic novels, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illicit Eyelash lets you be lead by Amery into the museum of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Koro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-speed chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and eternal youth!
- Because it is so slow, try not to ride this attraction if in a hurry after a snack.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of boulders used in this attraction.
- The mysterious words written on the ground of the attraction's aardvark room are written in a secret font called Alice Script.
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