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The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction at night
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
January 30, 1994
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Based on the famous American Samoa Jones series of stage plays, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you queue up with Amery into the altar of the ancient goddess Boro. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Boro's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-tossing chase through skeletons, giant boulders, and animators!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
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