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At right: The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction at park closing
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
August 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
Based on the memorable American Samoa Jones series of stage plays, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you queue up with Amery into the altar of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Miri's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-tossing chase through giant snakes, evil spirits, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to go on this attraction and sing along.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or finger or back disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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