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The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction, which recently celebrated its mysterious anniversary
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
December 8, 1984
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Based on the famous American Samoa Jones series of documentaries, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you slowly be lead by Amery into the altar of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Yara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-stressing chase through bugs, explosions, and sweat!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might talk to you.
- Minimum height 31".
- Shortest guest must be at least 38" tall.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness, runny makeup, or viral, tongue, or skin problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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