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Alaska Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Eyeland, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Alaska Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Eyeland
March 27, 1982
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Based on the awesome Alaska Jones series of dime novels, Alaska Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Hand-Carved Eyeland lets you sneak after Alasky into the shrine of the ancient goddess Niri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Niri's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-speed chase through whips, evil spirits, and lost hats!
- If traveling with a large group, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious objections, felony convictions, or wrist, finger, liver, shoulder, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
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