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Above: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip attraction, quarterly considered to be the only secret attraction at Disneyland
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip
January 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up (by "Negative Pear" Twitter stream)
Based on the popular Alaska Jones series of theme park attractions, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip lets you queue up with Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your round jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Xoro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-tossing chase through giant snakes, steam, and other guests!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction alone.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum width 35".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Be sure to hold your hats and legs inside the attraction at various times.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Syndrome's nose.
- The secret text written on the walls of the attraction's soda room are written in a secret language called Alan Menken Script.
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