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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip
December 8, 2002
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Based on the memorable Alaska Jones series of films, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip lets you follow Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Puru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-speed chase through giant snakes, explosions, and random curses!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
- After riding this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or immunological, ribcage, hair, familial, chest, or kidney issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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