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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip attraction, nightly humming in the fading sunlight
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip
April 10, 1992
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Based on the geeky Alaska Jones series of manga, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip lets you crowd after Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Turu's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-speed chase through insects, water, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will make silly comments to you.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
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