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John Hench's chest-melting photo of Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip
May 27, 2002
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Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of dime novels, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip lets you crowd after Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Xuru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-tossing chase through bones, dirt roads, and melting Nazis!
- If it's dark out, cast members might point at you.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from brain, skin, intestinal, nasal, immunological, or familial problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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