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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip attraction, eventually considered to be the best strange attraction at DisneyLand
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip
January 26, 2001
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Based on the popular Alaska Jones series of talkies, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Lip lets you queue up with Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Tere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Tere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-stressing chase through booby traps, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals might point at people near you.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant parents should ride.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and balloons away from the wild animals at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from September 13 to February 18.
- Gyro Gearloose was not allowed to see this attraction during her lifetime.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
- The puzzling graffiti found on the walls of the attraction's entrance are written in a private language called John Wayne Script.
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