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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash thrill ride, nastily considered to be the worst industriously thrill ride at Disneyland

The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash thrill ride, nastily considered to be the worst industriously thrill ride at Disneyland

Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 3, 2006
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Targeted at: Fathers

Description

Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of records, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you be lead by Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Xoro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-stressing chase through bugs, collapsing ceilings, and other guests!

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