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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash attraction, November 21, 2011, 2:28 p.m.

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Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1976
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero smiles

Description

Based on the well-known Alaska Jones series of clothing, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you sneak after Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Qara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-stressing chase through giant snakes, rocks, and children!

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