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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash attraction at park closing

Above: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash attraction at park closing

Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 1993
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of pulp novels, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you be lead by Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Puru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-stressing chase through rope bridges, collapsing ceilings, and children!

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