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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash
April 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of four Walts (according to Figaro)
Based on the adventurous Alaska Jones series of action figures, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you sneak after Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your precious jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Yara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-speed chase through skulls, steam, and random curses!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Some cast members report that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- The private text written on the ground of the attraction's exit are written in a secret code called Clara Cluck Script.
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