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Darby O'Gill's bank-wailing photo of Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash
January 22, 2001
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Based on the awesome Alaska Jones series of teleplays, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you be lead by Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Xara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-speed chase through whips, flame, and movie references!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, ribcage, tongue, or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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