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Tex's deer-changing photo of Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash
August 6, 2003
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Based on the popular Alaska Jones series of films, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyelash lets you be lead by Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Koro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-flinging chase through poison darts, water, and lost hats!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, dietary issues, undiagnosed allergies, or lycanthropic, cardiac, or knee disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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