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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash
December 18, 2008
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Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of manga, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash lets you chase Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Yara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-stressing chase through bugs, explosions, and eternal youth!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature children.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from attention-span or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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