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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash ride, October 13, 1985, 12:18 a.m.
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash
December 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of skits, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash lets you be lead by Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Sere. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Sere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-speed chase through booby traps, dirt, and eternal youth!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this ride.
- After waiting for this ride, it's recommended that you try something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- On its second month after opening, the Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash immediately sank.
- The puzzling text written on the ceiling of the ride's exit are written in a childish language called Andy Davis Script.
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