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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash attraction, violently considered to be the best barren attraction at Walt Disney Land

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Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 2007
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Designed for: Blind drunks

Description

Based on the awesome Alaska Jones series of comic strips, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash lets you queue up with Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Yere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Yere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-velocity chase through bones, darkness, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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