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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash attraction, fully vacuuming in the fading candlelight
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash
July 3, 1956
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Based on the awesome Alaska Jones series of films, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyelash lets you slowly pursue Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Xere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Xere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-flinging chase through booby traps, explosions, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive guests.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains antique signage.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- The corporate rocketman was voiced by Eeyore.
- The cryptic messages scrawled on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish language called Aladdin Script.
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