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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore attraction, August 8, 2009, 5:26 a.m.
Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore
November 24, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Based on the geeky Alaska Jones series of action figures, Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore lets you follow Alasky into the altar of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Toro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-stressing chase through booby traps, flame, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to cranky Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- On its first year after opening, the Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore almost was forgotten.
- The cryptic text found on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking language called Genie Script.
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