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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore thrill ride, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary

Above: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore thrill ride, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary

Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: April 28, 1975
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired boys

Description

Based on the awesome Alaska Jones series of comic books, Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore lets you chase Alasky into the altar of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Nere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-flinging chase through bones, flame, and gondolas!

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