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Above: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore thrill ride, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary
Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore
April 28, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired boys
Based on the awesome Alaska Jones series of comic books, Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Eyesore lets you chase Alasky into the altar of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Nere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-flinging chase through bones, flame, and gondolas!
- If you are intolerant of things, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this thrill ride.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 35".
- Oldest guest must be at least 66" (while balancing a rat on your head) tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or inner ear, stomach, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This thrill ride closes at dusk.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly thrill ride vehicles only.
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