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Pictured: The Alabama Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Eyesore attraction, privately shifting in the evening candlelight
Alabama Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Eyesore
July 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 2 minutes in metric)
Based on the adventurous Alabama Jones series of cosplay games, Alabama Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Eyesore lets you crowd after Alaby into the summer of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your climatic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Qoro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-flinging chase through giant snakes, evil spirits, and children!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum height 72".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from religious issues, excessive headgear, novelty haircuts, or neck, nasal, or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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