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Above: The Alabama Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Horrible Eyelash attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Alabama Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Horrible Eyelash
September 28, 2009
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Based on the lengthy Alabama Jones series of teleplays, Alabama Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Horrible Eyelash lets you crowd after Alaby into the shrine of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Dere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-velocity chase through rats, dirt roads, and bruises!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable relatives, overdone perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or liver, stomach, brain, ankle, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
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