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Below: The Alabama Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Spiteful Tongue attraction, eventually considered to be the premier festive attraction at Walt Disney Land
Alabama Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Spiteful Tongue
June 11, 1971
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Based on the obscure Alabama Jones series of action figures, Alabama Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Spiteful Tongue lets you chase Alaby into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your seasonal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Bara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-speed chase through bones, flame, and moons!
- Warning: very determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements, skimpy clothing, or tongue issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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