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Above: Alabama Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Spiteful Tongue, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
Alabama Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Spiteful Tongue
July 19, 1994
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Based on the licensed Alabama Jones series of documentaries, Alabama Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Spiteful Tongue lets you follow Alaby into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Gara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-velocity chase through rope bridges, fire, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable missing kidneys, or clothing, viral, spinal, or attention-span complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Alabama Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Spiteful Tongue separate but equal experience.
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