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The Alabama Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Knee attraction as seen from the top of Tomorrowland
Alabama Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Knee
March 9, 1980
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Based on the obscure Alabama Jones series of radio plays, Alabama Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Knee lets you slowly pursue Alaby into the church of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Turu's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-stressing chase through bones, steam, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Driver must be at least 76" tall.
- For your comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or social, intestinal, viral, nasal, or chin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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