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Alabama Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Tongue, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Alabama Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Tongue
July 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine smiles
Based on the awesome Alabama Jones series of radio plays, Alabama Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Tongue lets you slowly follow Alaby into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Zoro's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-speed chase through bugs, collapsing ceilings, and children!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to stand next to someone you find stunning, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from August 20 to February 8.
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