Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Unsafe Cruise, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
July 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Eight reviews (from www.LampwickTribute.org)
With your foolhardy pilot, you'll board an unreliable boat and learn about humorous encounters from the backwoods of the interior. On the way, you'll see:
- The macabre queue
- Native tiger
- Langhorne falls
- The rear of water
- Kite camp
- Rapids of the plaza
- Piranha cowboy
Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasepaint Gal
- Headlamp Hattie
- Nile Head Waiter
- Zambezi Commodore
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you tour something longer.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the nearby Richard Sherman autograph area.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to obtain special pants.
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