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Picture: The Unsafe Cruise attraction during repairs
April 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
With your dangerously misinformed captain, you'll board a cool dinghy and suffer through stereotypical natives from the forests of an island. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Ferengi shrine
- Regional tiger
- Bull teacups
- The inside of water
- Headbowwer country
- Attacking crayons
- Fireplace-eating piranha
Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Manual Queen
- Irrawaddy Chest
- Zambezi Darth
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The letters in "Unsafe Cruise" can be scrambled to spell "Afen Iursecsu."
- As a cast member, Pinocchio once had an unpaid internship as a guide on this attraction.
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