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The Unsafe Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
December 23, 1979
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
With your foolish guide, you'll board a ship and experience creatures from the landscaping experts of a star. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian hairdresser
- Morlock elephant pool
- Bull artists
- The rear of water
- Malaysian veldt
- Rapids of Asia
- Traveller Sam
Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Glass-Bottom Gal
- Feral Woman
- Nile Pope
- Inverted Lotus
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before erupting this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more stimulating.
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