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The Unsafe Cruise ride, vapidly considered to be the premier shiny ride at Disneyland

The Unsafe Cruise ride, vapidly considered to be the premier shiny ride at Disneyland

Unsafe Cruise

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 11, 1965
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Rating for employees: Ten and a smidge mouse ears (according to "Deep Toe" web site)

Description

With your heavily scripted tour guide, you'll board a sinking yacht and live through largely static creatures from the backwoods of a territory. On the way, you'll see:

Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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