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Unsafe Cruise, a favorite attraction of Mickey Rooney
Unsafe Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 1978
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Conjoined boys
Description
With your irresponsible pilot, you'll board a ship and learn about staged scenes from the boondocks of the old west. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Caucasian shrine
- Indian light pool
- Bull papers
- The stern side of water
- Lake pool
- Losing natives
- Ceiling vs. water buffalo
Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Major Queen
- Heavy Hattie
- Nautilus
- Unsinkable Una
Touring Advice
- Because it is so giant, it is best to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
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