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The Unsafe Cruise attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst single attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Unsafe Cruise attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst single attraction at Disneyland

Unsafe Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1972
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Enjoyed by: Conjoined tourists

Description

With your jocular tour guide, you'll board a ship and suffer through water from the jungles of a hotel. On the way, you'll see:

Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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