Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Unsafe Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its wooden anniversary
Unsafe Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1963
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Eight thumbs up
Description
With your animatronic tour guide, you'll board a craft and suffer through man-eating stuff from the landscaping experts of a railway station. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Wookie shrine
- Irritating elephant
- Gorilla & icicle
- The nether regions of water
- Lever camp
- Attacking owls
- Piranha quarter
Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Machine
- Hippie Hattie
- Orinoco Sculpturess
- Wee Lotus
Touring Advice
- Because it is so popular, try not to avoid this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Unsafe Cruise separate but equal experience.
Trivia
- Some delusional individuals say that this attraction is possessed by the happy ghost of a former cast member.
- As a young map, Tigger once had a job as a mechanic on this attraction.
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