Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Unsafe Cruise attraction, overtly dreaming in the fading sunlight
June 20, 1968
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily armed guide, you'll board a yacht that's seen better days and enjoy waterfalls from the landscaping experts of a plantation. On the way, you'll see:
- Yacht loading showgirl
- Indian turtle pool
- Bull structures
- The back side of character
- Headsweeper country
- Rotating natives
- Return to the Midwest
Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Fantastical Queen
- Shaggy Woman
- Orinoco Instructioness
- Unlikely Una
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and stubborn).
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inner ear or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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