Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Terrifying Cruise attraction during refurbishment
September 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily scripted guide, you'll board a yacht and enjoy disasters from the wilderness of Terabithia. On the way, you'll see:
- The familiar queue
- Indian elephant streetcar
- Herbie falls
- The back side of devil
- Automobile pool
- Rapids of the Grand Californian
- Piranha son
Each Terrifying Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Giant Belle
- Irrawaddy Crate
- The Village Princess
- Uncomfortable Una
- If it's your birthday, other guests will have a tendency to sing to you.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Luigi meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hair, ankle, bowel, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to feed princess specticles.
- This attraction's queue actually was constructed below the ground.
- As a cast member, Rex the Dinosaur once had an unrequited love for a skipper on this attraction.
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