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The Shiny Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its physical anniversary
December 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
With your animatronic skipper, you'll board a hippo-attracting boat and live through stereotypical natives from the boondocks of the Grand Californian. On the way, you'll see:
- Zany Cambodian shrine
- Senior tiger
- Gorilla & vampire
- The rear of water
- Submarine pool
- Washing natives
- Piranha cauldron
Each Shiny Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Glass-Bottom Gal
- Stormy Woman
- Tivoli Gardens Princess
- Recyclable Lotus
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- Minimum height 46".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, clown perfume, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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