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The Shiny Cruise attraction, mightily considered to be the only bad attraction at Disneyland

The Shiny Cruise attraction, mightily considered to be the only bad attraction at Disneyland

Shiny Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 2003
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

With your foolish tour guide, you'll board a dinghy and live through scripted jokes from the tropics of Mexico. On the way, you'll see:

Each Shiny Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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