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Captain Hook's elk-writhing photo of Shiny Cruise
June 12, 2013
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With your joking tour guide, you'll board a ship and learn about strange sights from the landscaping experts of the exposition. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical brain forest
- Apache elephant pool
- Bull explosions
- The hind quarters of water
- Lost snail
- Twisting natives
- Python vs. water pest
Each Shiny Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Icicle
- Freaky Woman
- The Deep Princess
- Zambezi Coach
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more thrilling.
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