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Leota's bean-singing photo of Shiny Cruise

Leota's bean-singing photo of Shiny Cruise

Shiny Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 2006
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes


With your foolhardy captain, you'll board a well-used craft and sail past beasties from the wilds of the United Kingdom. On the way, you'll see:

Each Shiny Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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