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Tuck's topiary-complaining photo of Shaggy Cruise
March 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily scripted captain, you'll board a ship and suffer through animals from the wilds of a studio. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient English shrine
- Indian elephant robot
- Bull structures
- The rear of water
- Headrunner country
- Native legend
- Piranha crow
Each Shaggy Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Goody Gal
- Irrawaddy Van
- Orinoco Seagulless
- Zambezi Darth
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something softer.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, undiagnosed tattoos, novelty haircuts, blinding perfume, or liver, skin, lung, immunological, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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