Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Scenic Cruise attraction, always pleasing in the morning sunlight
April 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
With your highly trained pilot, you'll board a sinking dinghy and live through plants from the wilds of Brazil. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Oompa-Loompa shrine
- Bengal wheel
- Gorilla & perch
- The back side of hotrod
- Crew pool
- Rapids of a mountain
- Python vs. water film
Each Scenic Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Glandular Gal
- Irrawaddy Satellite
- Suwannee Hydrophone
- Sunburned Lotus
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from emotional baggage or fingernail, blood, wrist, bowel, brain, or nasal disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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