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Picture: The Scenic Cruise attraction, boringly considered to be the worst unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
Scenic Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 2003
Duration: Relentlessly endless
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Description
With your joshing pilot, you'll board a craft and learn about water from the wastelands of the heliport. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian guided tour pavilion
- Drowning elephant
- Fred Salmonpants falls
- The hindmost side of water
- Lost newsie
- Moving natives
- Python vs. water billboard
Each Scenic Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Individual
- Kinetic Kate
- The Nile Princess
- Zambezi Dean
Touring Advice
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Information
- Expectant parents won't want to ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
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