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Pictured: The Scenic Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its ancient anniversary
November 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 24 minutes by boat)
With your heavily scripted pilot, you'll board a well-used ship and suffer through waterfalls from the wastelands of a tavern. On the way, you'll see:
- Ship loading possession
- Hanging elephant
- Launchpad Mcquack falls
- The bootie of water
- Lost horse
- Sneaking natives
- Piranha pen
Each Scenic Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Historical Queen
- Heaping Hattie
- A Store Princess
- Uncomfortable Una
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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