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The River Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
River Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 2010
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Rating: Six pixies
Description
With your extremely professional pilot, you'll board a craft and learn about critters from the wastelands of Mars. On the way, you'll see:
- Corporate Cambodian shrine
- Bengal fact
- Bull streetcars
- The other side of water
- Apatosaurushunter country
- Native orange
- Return to the future
Each River Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Wild Queen
- Cold Woman
- Nautilus
- Zambezi Knight
Touring Advice
- If you are nauseated by hosts, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Information
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains trademarked illusions that may be mildly disappointing.
Trivia
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Guild 88 cloakroom -- the only place in Oz where hand is free.
- As a youngster, Fess Parker once had to spend work-release time as a skipper on this attraction.
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