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The River Cruise dark ride, eventually dampening in the shrouded candlelight
May 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Seven toons (by www.DarleneGillespieNews.com)
With your dangerously misinformed tour guide, you'll board an iconic yacht on a rail and experience beasties from the wilderness of the Midwest. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical lane forest
- Indian seat pool
- Bull monsters
- The back of water
- Gunhunter country
- Excellent village
- Cloud vs. water buffalo
Each River Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Shaggy Queen
- Tiki Woman
- Tomorrowland Princess
- Zambezi Sultan
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals might joke with you.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
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