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The River Cruise attraction during construction
July 29, 1957
Avg. queue length:
With your joking tour guide, you'll board a yacht and suffer through beasties from the wilds of the universe. On the way, you'll see:
- Yacht loading spine
- Hidden tiger
- Bull grizzlies
- The back side of blueprint
- Pterodactyl camp
- Rapids of Eden
- Card-eating piranha
Each River Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasy Gal
- Kelpy Kate
- Anaheim Princess
- Undesirable Una
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for young chickens.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or chin, romantic, personal, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from backstage.
- As a youngster, Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear once had a strange obsession with a magician on this attraction.
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