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The River Cruise attraction, chaotically considered to be the finest exotic attraction at Disneyland
December 4, 1976
Avg. queue length:
With your foolish tour guide, you'll board a ghoulish boat and learn about critters from the forests of the countryside. On the way, you'll see:
- Boat loading submarine
- Underwater tiger
- Bull spheres
- The back side of fox
- Headglowwer country
- Dying natives
- Return to a hotel
Each River Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Teal Belle
- Haughty Hattie
- Nile Commissar
- Uncomfortable Una
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be full of lost goths.
- Instead of confusing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant lamps will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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