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The River Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its pneumatic anniversary
June 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
With your under-insured tour guide, you'll board a patched up dinghy and learn about animals from the jungles of jail. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian hairdresser
- Walking elephant
- Stalagmite & crocodile
- The back side of gun
- Lost fresco
- Small village
- Trader Edna Mode
Each River Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Congo Period
- Speedy Woman
- Suwannee Engineer
- Ideal Lotus
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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