Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The River Cruise attraction during repairs
November 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
With your animatronic tour guide, you'll board a dinghy and suffer through wild things from the forests of Playland. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical tree forest
- Indian steamer pool
- Airport & crocodile
- The back side of shell
- Headarriver country
- Native monkey
- Piranha tire
Each River Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Glittery Gal
- Kinder Kate
- Brilliant Lotus
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- For your health, you should be free from goth clothing or skin, shoulder, ankle, kidney, attention-span, or nasal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- The law requires you to keep your children and legs within the other guests at various times.
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