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River Cruise, a favorite attraction of Ralph

River Cruise, a favorite attraction of Ralph

River Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 2017
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes


With your dangerously misinformed pilot, you'll board a dinghy that's seen better days and learn about scripted jokes from the forests of a plantation. On the way, you'll see:

Each River Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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