Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The River Cruise attraction, February 2, 1976, 1:35 p.m.
January 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
With your highly trained captain, you'll board a boat and enjoy critters from the backwoods of the plaza. On the way, you'll see:
- Industriously Cambodian shrine
- Indian instrument pool
- Gorilla & raven
- The back side of gravestone
- Captive pool
- Rapids of Kentucky
- Hanger Sam
Each River Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Congo Tire
- Historic Woman
- India Princess
- Brave Lotus
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Bumping may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses inside the other guests at most times.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from March 26 through October 26.
- In a tiny alcove at the high point of the River Cruise, there is a football court for lost children.
- As a cast member, Kuzco once had a position as an an animatronic figure on this attraction.
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