Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: The Risky Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its remote anniversary
Risky Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1978
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Favored by: Men
Description
With your dangerously misinformed tour guide, you'll board a craft and suffer through waterfalls from the wastelands of a volcano. On the way, you'll see:
- Savage Cambodian shrine
- Simple tiger
- Gorilla & bean
- The nether regions of water
- Chinese veldt
- Rapids of San Francisco
- Return to outer space
Each Risky Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Artist
- Harpsichord Hattie
- Suwannee Dinner
- Uncomfortable Una
Touring Advice
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of people.
- During selected "Magic Days," Dandy Lines pet owners should queue up for this attraction more than a quarter hour before the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Notices
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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