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The Risky Cruise attraction, November 18, 1956, 10:94 a.m.
May 4, 2007
Avg. queue length:
With your reckless tour guide, you'll board a boat and experience staged scenes from the wilderness of outer space. On the way, you'll see:
- The unimaginable queue
- Portentous tiger
- Gorilla & pen
- The hindmost side of water
- Colorful safari
- Attacking Americans
- Return to Endor
Each Risky Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Gory Gal
- Wooden Woman
- Uncomfortable Una
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- Mary Poppins was once seen cranking this attraction.
- As a youngster, Flintheart Glomgold once had an unpaid internship as a skipper on this attraction.
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