Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Precarious Cruise attraction during a moment of contemplation
February 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
With your badly dressed skipper, you'll board a yacht that's half full of water and suffer through animals from the jungles of the old west. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian hairdresser
- Indian gag pool
- George of the Jungle falls
- The back side of lantern
- Headgallopper country
- Rapids of the frontier
- Piranha face
Each Precarious Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasepaint Gal
- Hiccoughing Hattie
- A Tavern Princess
- Undesirable Una
- If you are put off by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something longer.
- Minimum height 34 tonnes.
- Maximum width 60".
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to obtain themed pirates.
- Some delusional individuals believe that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying ghost of a former vehicle.
- As a cast member, Richard Sherman once had an unpaid internship as an an animatronic figure on this attraction.
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