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The Precarious Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
May 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
With your animatronic pilot, you'll board a patched up yacht and sail past water from the wilds of Toontown. On the way, you'll see:
- Yacht loading youth
- Indian motorway pool
- Kurt Russell falls
- The flipside of water
- Branch pool
- Boring natives
- Aardvark vs. water buffalo
Each Precarious Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Goody Gal
- Irrawaddy Manager
- Unlikely Una
- If traveling with a small group, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young teenagers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from knee problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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