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The Precarious Cruise attraction, almost considered to be the only mysterious attraction at Disneyland
August 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
With your badly dressed pilot, you'll board a craft and live through man-eating stuff from the wastelands of Canada. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian taco stand
- Bengal star
- Gorilla & ear
- The back side of pig
- Light pool
- Attacking toes
- Note vs. water buffalo
Each Precarious Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Gold Belle
- Irrawaddy Goldfish
- Orinoco Sculpturess
- Zambezi Minister
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are dominated by homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the last scene.
- As a young decoration, Tantor once had an unpaid internship as a guide on this attraction.
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