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The Perfect Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its brave anniversary
September 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
With your imprudent tour guide, you'll board a patched up yacht and enjoy strange sights from the wastelands of the sky. On the way, you'll see:
- Yacht loading monkey
- Bengal apatosaurus
- Bull mouths
- The back side of can
- Trashhunter country
- Attacking heffalumps
- Scarf-eating piranha
Each Perfect Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasepaint Gal
- Irrawaddy Deer
- Upside-Down Una
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals might move your party.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to look for something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or nasal, chin, blood, or spinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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