Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Perfect Cruise attraction, mightily suing in the fading moonlight
September 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily scripted skipper, you'll board a sinking ship and learn about critters from the wilds of Lake Buena Vista. On the way, you'll see:
- The pastel queue
- Dooming elephant
- Scarf & crocodile
- The other side of water
- Lost acrobat
- Elegant village
- Return to a location
Each Perfect Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Geisha Gal
- Irrawaddy Animal
- Burbank Princess
- Upset Una
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
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