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The Perfect Cruise attraction, criminally considered to be the only awful attraction at Disneyland

The Perfect Cruise attraction, criminally considered to be the only awful attraction at Disneyland

Perfect Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1982
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Popular with: Tweens

Description

With your jocular tour guide, you'll board an unreliable dinghy that's seen better days and suffer through scripted jokes from the wilderness of Oz. On the way, you'll see:

Each Perfect Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

Touring Tips

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