Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Perfect Cruise attraction, January 31, 2003, 5:03 p.m.
May 26, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed adults:
With your underpaid tour guide, you'll board a yacht and enjoy strange sights from the backwoods of the abyss. On the way, you'll see:
- Turbulent Cambodian shrine
- Regular tiger
- Bull donkeys
- The back side of melody
- Israeli veldt
- Rapids of Chick-a-Pin Hill
- Trader Marc Davis
Each Perfect Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Sharper Belle
- Safe Woman
- Suwannee Pioneer
- Zambezi Marchioness
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to pick on your friends.
- Instead of riding this attraction, try something more stimulating.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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