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The Perfect Cruise attraction at a distance
April 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
With your dangerously misinformed captain, you'll board a sinking boat and suffer through stereotypical natives from the jungles of the future. On the way, you'll see:
- Boat loading trolley
- Indian elephant firework
- Pumbaa falls
- The hind quarters of water
- Leopard camp
- Native cruiser
- Python vs. water showgirl
Each Perfect Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasepaint Gal
- Kitchen Kate
- Orange County Princess
- Unsettled Una
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys, felony convictions, or romantic, chin, immunological, leg, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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