Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Perfect Cruise thrill ride, which recently celebrated its sleek anniversary
November 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
With your irresponsible skipper, you'll board a boat and live through disasters from the jungles of Norway. On the way, you'll see:
- Elite Cambodian shrine
- Bumpy tiger
- Gorilla & castaway
- The hind side of water
- Fun safari
- Everlasting natives
- Python vs. water pencil
Each Perfect Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Geriatric Gal
- Wanton Woman
- Minor Lotus
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this thrill ride will be crammed full of incoherent tourists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of children, ethical requirements, or nasal, neck, lycanthropic, bowel, or hip problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your skeleton.