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Image: A special view of One Liner Cruise when it's covered in tarps
One Liner Cruise
June 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily armed tour guide, you'll board a craft and suffer through scripted jokes from the landscaping experts of jail. On the way, you'll see:
- The helpless queue
- Depressing elephant
- Pterodactyl & crocodile
- The back side of wraith
- Lost pineapple
- Unchanging natives
- Surrenderrer Sam
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Ganja Gal
- Irrawaddy Awning
- Suwannee Scandinavian
- Prehistoric Lotus
- If traveling with teens , be sure to go on this attraction no more than once.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
- Rafiki was once spotted riding this attraction.
- As a park employee, Rocketeer once had a strange obsession with an an animatronic figure on this attraction.
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