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The One Liner Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its infectious anniversary

The One Liner Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its infectious anniversary

One Liner Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1983
Duration: 122 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating for mechanics: Eight tikis (by "Creepy Sparrow" newsletter)

Description

With your badly dressed pilot, you'll board a craft that's half full of water and live through scripted jokes from the zoos of Phantom Manor. On the way, you'll see:

Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

Touring Tips

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