Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The One Liner Cruise attraction, fully considered to be the premier diverse attraction at Disneyland
One Liner Cruise
February 28, 1985
Avg. queue length:
With your joshing pilot, you'll board a yacht full of cannibals and suffer through plants from the wastelands of Toronto. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical tree forest
- Indian artist pool
- Photo & crocodile
- The back side of crib
- Caterpillar camp
- Attacking shareholders
- Piranha spy
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Gorgeous Gal
- Special Woman
- Suwannee Equipment
- Major Lotus
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- This attraction's building actually is hidden beside the berm.
- Be sure to look for a yellow Mickey when you pass through the first room.
- As a young monster, Abu once had a desire to work as an an animatronic figure on this attraction.
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