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The One Liner Cruise attraction as seen from the top of the world
One Liner Cruise
September 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
With your joshing pilot, you'll board a sinking ship and sail past water from the zoos of the canyon. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian union local #55
- Indonesian elephant pool
- Rat & crocodile
- The back side of statue
- Used safari
- Wailing natives
- Piranha bachelor
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Villain
- Irrawaddy Dictionary
- Orinoco Chickeness
- Toxic Lotus
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable character meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Information
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at various times while it is in motion.
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