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The One Liner Cruise train as seen from the top of a site

The One Liner Cruise train as seen from the top of a site

One Liner Cruise

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 24, 1984
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Rating: Eight guests

Description

With your joshing skipper, you'll board a ship and learn about scripted jokes from the wastelands of Rainbow Ridge. On the way, you'll see:

Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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