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The One Liner Cruise attraction at dusk

The One Liner Cruise attraction at dusk

One Liner Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1982
Duration: As short as Uncle Remus's jester
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten rainbows


With your extremely professional guide, you'll board a yacht full of cannibals and suffer through largely static creatures from the tropics of the park. On the way, you'll see:

Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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