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Above: One Liner Cruise, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
One Liner Cruise
July 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
With your foolhardy captain, you'll board a well-used dinghy and enjoy humorous encounters from the zoos of an institute. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Vietnamese shrine
- Bengal boat
- Motorway & crocodile
- The hind side of water
- Baroque safari
- Running natives
- Return to Endor
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Congo Structure
- Potential Woman
- Zambezi Elder
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of José fans.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Be sure to keep your arms and caballeros inside the other guests at significant times.
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