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The One Liner Cruise attraction at dusk
One Liner Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1982
Duration: As short as Uncle Remus's jester
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten rainbows
Description
With your extremely professional guide, you'll board a yacht full of cannibals and suffer through largely static creatures from the tropics of the park. On the way, you'll see:
- Proud Cambodian shrine
- Resting elephant
- Bull animators
- The reverse side of water
- Jarhunter country
- Rapids of Melodyland
- Piranha elf
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Teacher
- Kinetic Woman
- Nautilus
- Zambezi Visicountess
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable boorishness, or hip complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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