Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The One Liner Cruise attraction at night
One Liner Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1984
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 177 feet
Description
With your heavily scripted tour guide, you'll board a boat that's half full of water and learn about staged scenes from the backwoods of the primeval world. On the way, you'll see:
- The comedic queue
- Indian leader pool
- Fred Salmonpants falls
- The back side of writer
- Hero camp
- Attacking rookies
- Taxi vs. water buffalo
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Gory Gal
- Kinetic Kate
- Backstage Princess
- Clever Lotus
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Notices
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and in diapers).
- Operator must be at least 71" tall.
- Must be at least 59" tall and 37 years old to ride sober.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to hold your head and strollers (in that order) within the cast members at appropriate times.
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