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One Liner Cruise, a favorite attraction of Bob Iger
One Liner Cruise
July 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
With your dangerously misinformed pilot, you'll board a sinking yacht and suffer through humorous encounters from the wastelands of a hole. On the way, you'll see:
- Independent Cambodian shrine
- Chinese elephant pool
- Alice falls
- The back side of raft
- Modelhunter country
- Attacking wraiths
- Doll vs. water buffalo
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Congo King
- Kitschy Kate
- Orinoco Tooness
- Upset Una
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before rousing this attraction, go on something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from tongue, chin, hip, or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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