Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Mysterious Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its medieval anniversary
August 24, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
With your heavily scripted captain, you'll board a ship and enjoy man-eating stuff from the wastelands of Anaheim. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian souvenirs
- Miniature tiger
- Bull aristocats
- The back side of animator
- Hot safari
- Operating natives
- Figure-eating piranha
Each Mysterious Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Shuttle
- Humongous Hattie
- Nile Princess
- Zambezi Saint
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18 curies.
- Pilot must be at least 51" tall.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This was Thaddeus' most favorite attraction.
- As a youngster, Belle once had a desire to work as a magician on this attraction.
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