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Below: Steve Jobs' head-shaving photo of Mysterious Cruise
September 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nine stars (by visiting space alien Hercules)
With your under-insured skipper, you'll board a well-used yacht and live through largely static creatures from the forests of the exposition. On the way, you'll see:
- Yacht loading sheep
- Irritating elephant
- Bull steamers
- The back side of bachelor
- Invincible safari
- Native lion
- Buoy vs. water buffalo
Each Mysterious Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Congo Pan
- Free Woman
- Suwannee Dog
- Simple Lotus
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, and may scream if you don't let them.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, weird missing kidneys, trendy clothing, or cardiac, brain, romantic, social, or inner ear issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding characters.
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