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The Malaria Cruise attraction, terminally considered to be the worst destructible attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Malaria Cruise attraction, terminally considered to be the worst destructible attraction at Disneyland

Malaria Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 1978
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

With your animatronic skipper, you'll board a boat and live through man-eating stuff from the landscaping experts of ancient Egypt. On the way, you'll see:

Each Malaria Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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