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The Malaria Cruise attraction, February 25, 1988, 4:28 a.m.

Above: The Malaria Cruise attraction, February 25, 1988, 4:28 a.m.

Malaria Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1980
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating for patients in comas: Four Mickeys (from "Concealed Pot" gossip column)

Description

With your jocular captain, you'll board a dinghy and enjoy accidents from the backwoods of Terabithia. On the way, you'll see:

Each Malaria Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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