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The Malaria Cruise attraction during repairs
September 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
With your foolhardy guide, you'll board a dinghy that's seen better days and suffer through strange sights from the wilds of Critter Country. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Taiwanese shrine
- Darling elephant
- Ub Iwerks falls
- The rear of water
- Joyful safari
- Attacking broomsticks
- Toboggan vs. water buffalo
Each Malaria Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Grandiose Gal
- Hindenburg Hattie
- Helpful Lotus
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction during brunch.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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