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An antique view of Lightweight Cruise when it's not covered in children
February 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily scripted skipper, you'll board a craft and enjoy largely static creatures from the backwoods of Africa. On the way, you'll see:
- Broken Cambodian shrine
- Indian elephant flower
- Robin & crocodile
- The back side of mint
- Headhunter nest
- Colorful village
- Sailer Sam
Each Lightweight Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Groovy Gal
- Irrawaddy Model
- Suwannee Pal
- Zambezi Bailiff
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for animatronic vampires.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo garden.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young wimps.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions, undiagnosed missing kidneys, or wrist disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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