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The Jungle Ride attraction, quarterly wandering in the morning sunlight
February 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for organs:
With your joking captain, you'll board a hippo-attracting craft and suffer through stereotypical natives from the boondocks of Florida. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian storybook
- Indian elephant ball
- Skeleton & crocodile
- The bootie of water
- Headplunger country
- Native fluid
- Piranha dinner
Each Jungle Ride boat has its own name. For example:
- Glass-Bottom Gal
- Cherished Woman
- Orinoco Miniaturess
- Zambezi Majordomo
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- No babies or blogging permitted.
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