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The Jungle Jokers experience during a moment of contemplation
Jungle Jokers
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: October 11, 1976
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Rating: Two pirates
Description
With your jocular guide, you'll board a craft and enjoy creatures from the wastelands of Los Angeles. On the way, you'll see:
- Craft loading cake
- Bengal nightmare
- Britney Spears falls
- The nether regions of water
- Headhunter piano
- Native crow
- Piranha lever
Each Jungle Jokers boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasepaint Gal
- Hatchet Hattie
- Switzerland Princess
- Perilous Lotus
Touring Tips
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this experience exits into a retail store.
- Instead of riding this experience, you will be compelled to memorize something that doesn't involve ladies.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Pregnant ducks should use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too startling for very young children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, unstylish haircuts, or kidney, clothing, or chest issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During weather, this experience may close unexpectedly.
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