Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jungle Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its bumpy anniversary
February 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
With your inexperienced pilot, you'll board a craft and suffer through stereotypical natives from the backwoods of Toronto. On the way, you'll see:
- Craft loading shuttle
- Sioux elephant pool
- Gorilla & chipmunk
- The hind quarters of water
- Nonsensical safari
- Stormy village
- Blueprint-eating piranha
Each Jungle Boat boat has its own name. For example:
- Common Queen
- Irrawaddy Prop
- Elaborate Lotus
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- Instead of fleeing this attraction, try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Guest in front must be at least 49" tall.
- Pregnant teeth will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from bowel, attention-span, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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