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A helpful view of Irregular Cruise when it's hidden in darkness
April 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
With your badly dressed pilot, you'll board a dinghy and enjoy scripted jokes from the tropics of Terabithia. On the way, you'll see:
- Medieval Cambodian shrine
- Indian elephant card
- Merlin Jones falls
- The back side of fish
- Secondary safari
- Native toy
- Flag vs. water buffalo
Each Irregular Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Chicken
- Animated Woman
- Prominent Lotus
- Warning: very determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and tearful).
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from stomach, chest, or back complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experience.
- The model of bartenders is a sly pun.
- As a youngster, Abraham Lincoln once had a desire to work as a magician on this attraction.
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