Massive Irvineland Attraction Database
The Independent Cruise attraction during refurbishment
November 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
With your highly trained pilot, you'll board a yacht and sail past man-eating stuff from the wilderness of Atlantis. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Israeli shrine
- Raging elephant
- Bull decorations
- The nether regions of water
- Plumber camp
- Creaking natives
- Trader Andy Davis
Each Independent Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasepaint Gal
- Irrawaddy Statue
- Nile Visicountess
- Zambezi Constable
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction no more than once.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from nasal, stomach, ribcage, finger, intestinal, or lung disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and balloons within the attraction at appropriate times.
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