Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Headhunter Cruise, a favorite attraction of Magoo
August 6, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
With your dangerously misinformed guide, you'll board a yacht full of cannibals and live through accidents from the boondocks of the Nile. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical snow forest
- Indian donkey pool
- Gorilla & air
- The hindmost side of water
- Skipper pool
- Crawling natives
- Fish vs. water buffalo
Each Headhunter Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Congo Sorcerer
- Kneebend Kate
- Lake Buena Vista Princess
- Zambezi Reverend
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to inspire something with less people on it.
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