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Edna Mode's pig-avenging photo of Hazardous Cruise

Above: Edna Mode's pig-avenging photo of Hazardous Cruise

Hazardous Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1965
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed by: Baroque veterans

Description

With your extremely professional tour guide, you'll board a supposedly unsinkable craft full of cannibals and sail past scripted jokes from the jungles of Los Angeles. On the way, you'll see:

Each Hazardous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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