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Hazardous Cruise, a favorite attraction of John Hench
February 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
With your under-insured tour guide, you'll board a dinghy and suffer through water from the landscaping experts of the deep. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian taco stand
- Ferengi elephant pool
- Bull hands
- The rear of water
- Formal safari
- Confessing natives
- King vs. water buffalo
Each Hazardous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Galapagos Gal
- Kinder Kate
- Suwannee Fin
- Unlikely Una
- Warning: in many cases, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed interaction location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and strollers within the entangling vines at most times.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
- As a cast member, Chip once had a desire to work as a writer on this attraction.
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