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The Hazardous Cruise attraction, again considered to be the finest artificial attraction at Disneyland
May 22, 2008
Avg. queue length:
With your reckless pilot, you'll board a ship and enjoy man-eating stuff from the tropics of Burbank. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian guest services
- Indian character pool
- Gorilla & crate
- The back side of Dalmatian
- Lost pony
- Multinational village
- Puppet vs. water buffalo
Each Hazardous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Popular Queen
- Special Woman
- Meat Lotus
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from extra personalities, excessive boorishness, or back, cardiac, blood, bowel, hair, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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