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The Hazardous Cruise attraction during a moment of contemplation

Picture: The Hazardous Cruise attraction during a moment of contemplation

Hazardous Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1980
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

With your joking captain, you'll board a boat and experience scripted jokes from the backwoods of a university. On the way, you'll see:

Each Hazardous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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