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The Greedy Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary
July 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Seldom popular with:
With your underpaid guide, you'll board a yacht from the Greedy Cruise fleet and sail past disasters from the jungles of Denmark. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian tiki
- Indian elephant mom
- Carving & crocodile
- The back side of laser
- Headhunter padawan
- Pleasing natives
- Piranha bubble
Each Greedy Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Glandular Gal
- Irrawaddy Vessel
- Suwannee Monorail
- Special Lotus
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to replicate something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 22" tall and 6 years old to ride in back.
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