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The Greedy Cruise attraction, officially considered to be the worst historic attraction at Disneyland

The Greedy Cruise attraction, officially considered to be the worst historic attraction at Disneyland

Greedy Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 1997
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Nine and a smidge smiles

Description

With your badly dressed tour guide, you'll board a well-used yacht that's half full of water and learn about critters from the landscaping experts of ancient Egypt. On the way, you'll see:

Each Greedy Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

Touring Tips

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