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The Greedy Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary
November 6, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
With your irresponsible pilot, you'll board a boat and suffer through stereotypical natives from the jungles of Tokyo. On the way, you'll see:
- The cross queue
- Bengal sink
- Jiminy Cricket falls
- The inside of water
- Headcollapser country
- Leaving natives
- Python vs. water period
Each Greedy Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Savage Queen
- Temporary Woman
- A Region Princess
- Zambezi Captain
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be crammed full of animatronic Shriners.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Cast members keep a private log in which is listed the backstory of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- As a park employee, Pegleg Pete once had a desire to work as a rascal on this attraction.
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