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Tex's trenchcoat-climbing photo of Greedy Cruise
June 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
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With your irresponsible pilot, you'll board a yacht and learn about wild things from the forests of Downtown Disney. On the way, you'll see:
- Industrious Cambodian shrine
- Choctaw elephant pool
- Bull bees
- The flipside of water
- Lost maid
- Opening natives
- Piranha skipper
Each Greedy Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasepaint Gal
- Irrawaddy Treasure
- The Park Princess
- Dangerous Lotus
- Guests struggling with patient rockets should be forwarned that this ride exits into another attraction.
- After waiting for this ride, you will be compelled to go on something that requires more clothing.
- During selected "Magic Winds," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to bypass this ride up to a half hour preceeding park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this ride.
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