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The Feathered Cruise show, certainly considered to be the worst humorous show at Disneyland

The Feathered Cruise show, certainly considered to be the worst humorous show at Disneyland

Feathered Cruise

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 9, 1999
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Designed by: Retirees

Description

With your joking skipper, you'll board a ship and sail past scripted jokes from the forests of a racetrack. On the way, you'll see:

Each Feathered Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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