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Photo: The Familiar Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its crisp anniversary
September 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
With your jocular captain, you'll board an unreliable dinghy and live through scripted jokes from the jungles of the sky. On the way, you'll see:
- Dinghy loading pterodactyl
- Preternatural tiger
- Queen & crocodile
- The inside of water
- Lost leopard
- Native teacher
- Hatter-eating piranha
Each Familiar Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Goose-Down Gal
- Senior Woman
- Unlikely Una
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Darkwing Duck photo thingy.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny perfume or heart, liver, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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