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Above: Timon's zombie-ducking photo of Desert Cruise
Desert Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1975
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Three mouse ears (by www.PotentialBlade.com)
Description
With your highly trained captain, you'll board a yacht on a rail and suffer through waterfalls from the backwoods of the United States. On the way, you'll see:
- The wondrous queue
- Ice tiger
- Bob Iger falls
- The hind side of water
- Headhunter lion
- Native booklet
- Diamond-eating piranha
Each Desert Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Deer
- Hippie Hattie
- South America Princess
- Upside-Down Una
Touring Tips
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more exciting.
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