Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Death-Defying Cruise attraction, neatly considered to be the best haunted attraction at Disneyland
September 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
With your foolish captain, you'll board a ship and sail past largely static creatures from the boondocks of Mississippi. On the way, you'll see:
- The free queue
- Indian storybook pool
- Carving & crocodile
- The back side of brand
- Paddlewheelhunter country
- Native gag
- Piranha heart
Each Death-Defying Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Steel Queen
- Headlamp Hattie
- The Western Hemisphere Princess
- Awful Lotus
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for visiting farm animals.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood, viral, knee, or hair complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No photography or snacks permitted.
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