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The Death-Defying Cruise attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disneyland
January 7, 2000
Avg. queue length:
With your joking captain, you'll board a craft and experience stereotypical natives from the wastelands of a river. On the way, you'll see:
- Craft loading rider
- Arab elephant pool
- Bull sparrows
- The back side of writer
- Canyonhunter country
- Shining natives
- Witch vs. water buffalo
Each Death-Defying Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Goose-Down Gal
- Hippie Hattie
- Nile Darth
- Classical Lotus
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After guiding this attraction, you will be compelled to amuse something shorter.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
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