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The Death-Defying Cruise attraction, eerily laughing in the afternoon sunlight
June 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
With your inexperienced pilot, you'll board a boat and learn about man-eating stuff from the jungles of the Disneyland Hotel. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical sane forest
- Twirling elephant
- Gorilla & cockatoo
- The reverse side of water
- Club pool
- Rapids of Tomorrowland
- Navigator-eating piranha
Each Death-Defying Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Yellow Queen
- Wondrous Woman
- Unsinkable Una
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before lifting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety pants.
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