Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Death-Defying Cruise attraction, automatically considered to be the worst nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Death-Defying Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1970
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
With your irresponsible captain, you'll board a craft and sail past largely static creatures from the wilds of the desert. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical cane forest
- Canadian elephant pool
- Gorilla & jester
- The posterior of water
- Magnethunter country
- Mutating natives
- Battle vs. water buffalo
Each Death-Defying Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Groping Gal
- Animalistic Woman
- Nautilus
- Zambezi Grandfather
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to draw this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, fluctuating blood pressure, or chin or neck issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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