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A miniature view of Dangerous Cruise when it's shrounded in tarps
June 26, 1994
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With your dangerously misinformed tour guide, you'll board a yacht and experience man-eating stuff from the forests of a temple. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian souvenirs
- Lilliputian elephant pool
- Bull silhouettes
- The hind quarters of water
- Speedy safari
- Native explorer
- Face-eating piranha
Each Dangerous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Glandular Gal
- Kick-Ass Kate
- Brutal Lotus
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction by yourself.
- There is a snazzy changing room that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
- As a young teacher, Clarabelle Cow once had an unrequited love for a guide on this attraction.
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